1. Go to http://www.lipsum.com 
2. Untick "Start with 'Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet...'.
3. Click "Generated Lorum Ipsum"
4. Copy generated text.
5. Go to http://translate.google.com/
6. Set to translate to English from Auto-detect.
7. Paste text.
8. Repeat steps 1-7 to read never ending news articles as fulfilling as today's TV and news articles actually are.