what if it's like
an any% run, somewhere between 30m and 1h30m of gameplay
a gradual increase in difficulty as you get closer to ganon
and as you proceed
your weak starting items barely manage to keep you going
and you need to continously be fighting past things and taking their temporary items
and like the weather system kicks in and you don't have the proper tunic and clothing
and it's a huge struggle, desperately needing hearts and found tools, weapons
and you can't solve the puzzles the normal way because you lack items
and must do some outlandish shit to get past certain obstacles
and it gets more chaotic, with larger quantities of enemies
with events being triggered by a little variance & randomness
to mix up exactly how you get trapped and lose
and the difficulty becomes so unforgiving
that there's only a small possibility that you can actually manage
to fight you way all the way through
to the end
defeat ganon
and be victorious

or maybe it'll be some boring fucking beeline
broken down really simply
reseting for good rng
so dull it has no value
and merely frustrates you as you waste your time
trying to achieve something meaningless