At the beginning of the game, drop the Alucard Sword into the 3rd slot of the inventory (that is, drop it after you get the pot roast). Then just equip it again immediately. Farm or get a single Basilard. Go to get the Fairy Card. You must use the Heart Refresh at some point. In the Fairy Card room, jump over the antivenom and get the potion and fairy card. Swap the potion into the first spot in your inventory and equip it. Now, get the antivenom and use the potion. Go to the save room and save corrupt your game. You must have your sorting corrupted (i.e. all S.Swords), but your inventory must still be intact. You need at least $400 so hopefully your gold is also intact. Go to the shop and do the normal shop glitch. THIS IS ESSENTIAL: On the relic menu, move the cursor 2 slots above the Fairy Card before leaving it. In your weapon inventory, your weapons should be, in this order: Alucard Shield, Short Sword, Basilard, Antivenom, Alucard Sword. Move any extra items to the bottom in the right column. Your xp, level, stats, etc. should not be 19, 96, 132 or 144. Now you are ready to start! When I say "jump", I mean use L1/R1 to move a whole page in the menu. When I say "move", I mean just moving the cursor a single slot with the d-pad. In weapon menu, put cursor on Short Sword. Start swap. Jump 8 down, move 1 up. (Cursor at top left). End swap. Start swap without moving. Jump to the very bottom. End swap. Equip short sword in left hand. Jump 3 up. Start swap. Jump to very top and put cursor on Basilard. End swap. Put cursor on Antivenom. Start swap. Jump 8 down, move 2 down. (Cursor 1 above bottom left). End swap. Start swap without moving. Jump to very bottom. Move 1 up. End swap. Equip antivenom in right hand. Jump 3 up. (One above Basilard). Start swap. Jump to top and put cursor on Alucard sword. End swap. Sort S.swords EXACTLY ONCE. Go to shop menu and buy antivenom. Go to weapon menu. You should have Bastard sword in the right hand. Jump 1 down. Antivenom should be in the top left. Unequip Bastard sword over the antivenom (so antivenom will be equipped in the right hand again). Music should be glitched now. Go to shop menu and buy antivenom. Go to weapon menu. You should have Moon rod in the right hand. Unequip the Moon rod over the Bastard sword. Switch to the left hand and move 1 down (cursor 1 below Moon rod). Unequip and immediately reequip the Short sword in that spot. Go to body menu, jump down and equip the glitch armor. Go to the weapon menu. There should be a Basilard where the Short sword was. Put the cursor on the Basilard if not already. Jump 1 down, move upright. (Cursor at top right). Start swap. Jump to very beginning, move 2 down. End swap. Drop the Short sword on this spot and start a timer. After 23-23.5 seconds (preferable 23.25-23.5), unequip the Bastard sword over the Short sword. Now for the coding. Move 1 right (right of Bastard sword). Start swap. Jump 1 down, move 1 up (Cursor 1 below top right). End swap. Start swap without moving. Jump 3 down, move 3 down, 1 left. (Cursor 1 above bottom left). End swap. Jump 2 down, move downright. (Cursor at bottom right). Start swap. Jump 6 up. (Bottom right of first page). End swap. Move 1 up. Start swap. Jump 3 down, move downleft. (Cursor at bottom left). End swap. Move 1 down. Start swap. Jump 3 up, move 3 up. (Cursor 1 below Bastard sword). End swap. Move 1 down. Start swap. Jump 7 down, move 3 down. (Cursor at bottom left). End swap. Move 1 right. Start swap. Jump 7 up, move 1 down. (Cursor 2 below Antivenom). End swap. Move up left. (Cursor on Basilard). Start swap. Move 2 down. End swap. Start swap without moving. Jump to very bottom. End swap. Jump 1 up, move 2 up. Start swap. Jump to very top. Jump 1 down, move 2 down. End swap. Jump 1 down, move 1 up. Start swap. Jump 1 up, move 2 up. (Cursor 1 above Moon rod). End swap. Start swap without moving. Move 1 down. End swap. Start swap without moving. Move 1 right. (Cursor at Antivenom). End swap. Go to relic menu. If it works, you will start the ending cutscene. There are also these lovely rules: ----------------------------- Coding Items: Never have over 7 weapon items in your inventory. Don't get any of these since they are used in the "coding". You should NEVER get any of these: Monster Vial 3, Pentagram In general - Never get: Monster Vial 3 AxeLord Shield Fire Shield Bastard Sword Sword of Hador Javelin Holy Rod Moon Rod Cheese Cake Toadstool Cutlass Pentagram High Potion Saber Potion (except when specified) Pizza Don't get more than one: Basilard Antivenom ------------------------------ Avoiding Illegal Instructions: These describe the constraints that must be true when you do the trick. You can get them beforehand as long as they are used. Aim for a timer of 23.25-23.5 Unequip another accessory (at least twice total) - Can just re-equip and unequip again when you first unequip Equip Dragon Helm, equip Basilard (unless you have 2) Don't have Red Rust or Cloth Armor. Don't have Morning Set, Meal Ticket, Gladius, Heart Refresh In general - Have 0 for 2+ of these items: Monster Vial 2 Knight Shield Dark Shield Skull Shield Basilard Were Bane Red Rust Apple Pineapple Cheesecake Pudding Pizza Morning Set Gyros plate Green Tea Sushi Dim Sum Set Meal Ticket Bat Pentagram Flame Star Javelin Gladius Falchion Hunter Sword Claymore Iron Fist Harper Mormegil Stone Sword Dark Blade Mourneblade Sword Familiar Holy Rod Fire Boomerang Dynamite Heart Refresh Life Apple Smart potion Resist Thunder Resist Dark Manna Prism Library Card Cloth Tunic Steel Cuirass Diamond Plate Mirror Cuirass Healing Mail Mojo Mail Axe Lord Armor Alucart Mail Bandanna Leather Hat Circlet Topaz Circlet Dragon Helm Cloth Cape Royal Cloak Staurolite Turquoise Diamond Silver Ring Heart Broach Ring of Feanor King's Stone (Note equipping an item counts as removing it from your inventory)