Pokémon Stadium Announcer Quotes - All quotes scribed from http://www.soundboard.com/sb/PokStadAnnouncer, they are in reverse order - Words in [] are unconfident guesses, [???] for when I had no idea at all, these should only be on tabbed quotes - Asterisks with a number at the end of the quote is for quotes too long for twitter, with how much too long they are - I made a lot of punctuation judgement calls, but most should be well attributed I think - Corrected everything, not sure about Confusion, Fury Swipes and Psybeam Oh, it's Abra! Oh, an abrupt Pokémon change. It tried to Absorb! Accuracy took a hit. Blast of Acid! Oh, it's Aerodactyl! How will this swap affect the outcome? What a furious battle! Next up: Agatha, another daunting foe. What strategy will work against this wily lady? Ah!!! Oh, it's Alakazam! There's almost no time left! The other trainer also changes Pokémon. Its got a nasty burn! Can it tough it out? And it's down! Another Pokémon change! Ah, it's another daunting Pokémon. Oh! Another failure! Ooh, another intimidating Pokémon. Oh! It's another miss! That kind of move appears to be a waste! Oh, it's Arbok! Oh, it's Arcanine! Oh, it's Articuno! It fell asleep again! Falling asleep is going to make this a one sided fight. It's asleep on the job! Attack power down. Woah! It attacked itself! Oh! The attack missed! The attack is still continuing. The attack's still going on. Aurora Beam! All status changes are back to normal. Woah, looks like a bad Pokémon choice! Here comes the Barrage! The battle has become one-sided. They go into battle poses. Let's get started. This battle is for you who wanted to get into a battle right away. Oh, it's Beedrill! The next Pokémon is being prepped. Being unable to move hurts. Oh, it's Bellsprout! It's going to Bide. It's stil biding its time. It's biding its time. There's a big difference in HP. It used Bind! It Bites! This is it: The showdown against Blaine. The leader of Cinnabar Gym is a Fire Pokémon technician, treat them lightly and you'll get burned! Oh, it's Blastoise! Snow it in: Blizzard! Its blood is boiling! Bodyslam! Bone Club it down! Bonemerang! Boom! Both Pokémon are exhausted. They're both being cautious here. Both Pokémon appear weak. Both Pokémon appear equally fit. Both combatants are exhausted! Both combatants are down to their last Pokémon! The next battle is against Pewter Gym Leader: Brock. How will the challenger battle Brock's rock hard team? The next adversary is Bruno. He is one rugged opponent! That was brutal! Bubble attack! BubbleBeam! It's building energy for the next attack. Oh, it's Bulbasaur! Oh, it's Butterfree! It can't make a move. It can't move again! Ohh! It was casually cast aside! Oh, it's Caterpie! The champions of tomorrow have begun their super hot battle! It changed its type to the enemy's. The trainer's changing Pokémon. Oh, it's Chansey! Oh, it's Charizard! Oh, it's Charmander! Oh, it's Charmeleon! Clamp that! Oh, it's Clefable! Oh, it's Clefairy! Clocked the weak spot! Oh, it's Cloyster! Combatants face each other. Cometpunch! Which Pokémon is coming out? The commands are issued. It's concentrating on its status. It's confused! Flash of Confuse Ray! [Can't dodge] Confusion! Congratulations!! The champion has been decided!! Congratulations!! You cleared the Gym Leader Castle!! It used Constrict! It applied Conversion! Awesome Counter! There it is: counter strike! The remaining Pokémon count is three to one. The remaining Pokémon count is three to two. Oh, it's Cubone! Cut it down to size! A decent hit. Its defence is down. Devastating! Oh, it's Dewgong! It didn't do much damage. Gone! It didn't stand a chance! It didn't work. There's a difference in the number of reserve Pokémon. Get ready for a battle between two Pokémon of different levels! This is a fight between two different types of Pokémon. Dig this! It burrowed underground! The underground attack continues! It burrowed underground again! Oh, it's Diglett! That's Disable! The Disable worked! Disable wore off! There's a distinct difference in the number of remaining Pokémon. Oh, it's Ditto! Dizzy Punch! Oh, it's Dodrio! Oh, it's Doduo! Double-Edge! Double Kick! DoubleSlap it around! It's doubley effective! It goes down after a good fight! That was quick! Down already! Oh! Is it down and out? Down! The level disadvantage is obvious! The battle is coming right down to the wire! Wha! Taken down with one hit! Oh, it's Dragonair! Oh, it's Dragonite! Dragon Rage! Oh, it's Dratini! A nightmare Dream Eater! Drilled that weak spot! Drillpeck! Oh, it's Drowzee! Oh, it's Dugtrio! Earthquake! Oh, it's Eevee! Egg Bomb-bardment! Oh, it's Ekans! Oh, it's Electabuzz! Oh, it's Electrode! Ember shot! It enhanced its status. It's done enough biding. The Pokémon are entirely different types. Will it erase the humiliation of its fallen comrade? It's on: The battle against Erika. The Celedon Gym Leader and a Grass Pokémon artist. Smart strategy is the key to victory. Evasiveness has been cut. An exchange of heavy hits started the fight! Oh, it's Exeggcute! Oh, it's Exeggutor! Will it live up to its expectations? Wha! It exploded! A massive Explosion! The move failed to click! Oh, it's Farfetch'd! It's fast asleep! Oh, it's Fearow! The Pokémon's feeling it! Oh no! It fell asleep! What Pokémon will be fighting next? This is it: The final battle! Who will bask in the glory of the championship? It's finally taken down! It finally woke up! Fire Blast! Oh! Fire Punch! Twirling Fire Spin! Fireworks are flying in this battle! Here's the first opponent of this Gym series. A decisive victory is expected. Here's the first move! Here comes the first opponent! An easy victory should be within reach. Fissure! Flamethrower! Oh, it's Flareon! Brilliant Flash! Will this Pokémon swap change the flow of battle? It flew up into the sky! Here comes the aerial attack! The air strike continues. It flew up again! The Free Battle is on! How will this freeze affect the outcome? It's frozen rock-solid! Oh! It's frozen solid! It's a frozen statue! Both Pokéon went full-out right from the start! Fury Attack! A [soft serving of] Fury Swipes! Oh, it's Gastly! Oh, it's Gengar! Oh, it's Geodude! This is it: The final Gym Leader: Giavonni, the Don of Ground Pokémon. The challenger has to work hard for the win! An intimidating Glare! Oh, it's Gloom! Wha! Going down! Oh, there's going to be a change of Pokémon. Oh, it's Golbat! Oh, it's Goldeen! Oh, it's Golduck! Oh, it's Golem! That's a good hit! Good hit! Oh, it's Graveler! Oh, it's Grimer! Ground zero! Ooh, Growl! Oh, it's Growlithe! Guillotine! A quick Gust! Oh, it's Gyarados! We bring you this battle live from Gym Leader Castle. How will our intrepid challenger fair against the best of the best? How will the Gym's second opponent conduct battle? We'll need a strong effort to win! It's the Gym's thid opponent! The Gym Leader is waiting just after this! Harsh blow! The trainer hasn't issued an order. Oh, it's Haunter! Headbutt! It's a head-on collision: Power vesus power! Both Pokémon have taken heavy damage. Heavy damage! The action has been heavy from the start! Exchange of heavy blows! Neither Pokémon is backing down! Heavy retaliation! Here's a Pokémon change. Hi Jump Kick! Oh, it's Hitmonchan! Oh, it's Hitmonlee! Hit the weak spot! Horn Attack! Woah! Horn Drill! Oh, it's Horsea! The crowd's excitement is building over this hot battle! How's that? It hung tough! Hydro Pump! Hyper Beam! Hyper Fang! Oh, it's Hypno! Hypnosis! Ice Beam! The ice melted! Oh! Ice Punch! It improved its accuracy. It improved its defence. It increased its attack power. The intense battle continues! Oh, it's poisoned! Will it be okay? Yes! It's working! Oh, it's Ivysaur! Oh, it's Jigglypuff! Oh, it's Jolteon! Jump Kick! Oh, it's Jynx! Oh, it's Kabuto! Oh, it's Kabutops! Oh, it's Kadabra! Oh, it's Kakuna! Oh, it's Kangaskhan! Kapow! Major damage! Karate Chop! Here it is: Kinesis! Oh, it's Kingler! Oh, it's Koffing! The next battle is versus Koga: the Fusia Gym Leader and the master of Poison Pokémon. Can the challenger do anything about the effects of poison? ***-6*** Oh, it's Krabby! We're coming down to the end. Here's Lance: The last remaining master of the Elite Four! Oh, it's Lapras! Oh! Leech Life! Leech Seed! Leer! Can strategy overcome the level disadvantage? Give it a Lick-ing! Oh, it's Lickitung! A light hit. It's a light hit. Here's a light shot. A light tap decided the outcome! There's a little damage. Ohh, this one looks formidable! This has turned into a lop-sided contest! The challenger now faces the Elite Four. The first opponent is Lorelei. Oh! What a Lovely Kiss! Low Kick! Oh, its Machamp! Oh, its Machoke! Oh, its Machop! Oh, its Magikarp! Oh, its Magmar! Oh, its Magnemite! Oh, its Magneton! There's been major action already! Major damage! It has to make up for lost ground. Oh, it's Mankey! Oh, it's Marowak! This matchup has become one-sided. Wow! Mega Drain! Awesome Mega Kick! Mega Punch! Oh, it's Meowth! Oh, its Metapod! Metronome! Oh, it's Mew! Oh, it's Mewtwo! Mighty blow from the word go! It used Mimic! It's mimicking the opponent! It tried to Minimize its size! A minor hit. Mirror Move reflection! Missed the target! Woah! This one missed too! This is it: The battle against Misty! The Cerulean Gym Leader and the face of Water Pokémon. Let's see what the challenger has in store for her! ***-4*** Oh, it's Moltres! It made itself more evasive. The move failed! The move is disabled! Oh, it's Mr. Mime! Oh, it's Muk! Nailed the weak spot! Neither Pokémon is backing down! Neither one is conceding an inch! We're waiting for the next Pokémon. Oh, it's Nidoking! Oh, it's Nidoqueen! Oh, it's a Nidoran Female! Oh, it's a Nidoran Male! Oh, it's Nidorina! Oh, it's Nidorino! Nightshade! Oh, it's Ninetales! It's in no condition to fight! That had no effect! Oh! Nothing but air! There's nothing you can do now. There's nothing left in reserve. Is there nothing you can do now? Changing Pokémon. That Pokémon must not have been the right choice. It's not very effective. Now. This is a battle between obviously mismatched Pokémon. Oh, it's Oddish! Oh! It's Down! Oh, it's Omanyte! Oh, it's Omastar! There's only one Pokémon against three. It's one Pokémon against two now. There's just one Pokémon a side now. Gone! It's a one hit wonder! There's only one Pokémon left in reserve. We're down to one Pokémon a side. We might be in for a one-sided affair! Oh, it's Onix! Oops, it's paralysed! Oops, that's a miss. The opponent can't move either! What will the other side do? Woah! That was overpowering! It's paralysed on the spot! Oh, it's Paras! Oh, it's Parasect! Here's the payback! It's Pay Day! Peck it! Perfect aim! Oh, it's Persian! Petal Dance! Let's get underway with Pokémon tournament Petit Cup: The tournament for unevolved Pokémon. Let's see how much fight the cutest Pokémon can put up. ***-7*** This battle will be played according to Petit Cup rules. A physical attack won't do! Oh, it's Pidgeot! Oh, it's Pidgeotto! Oh, it's Pidgey! Oh, it's Pikachu! It's underway: Pokémon tournament Pika Cup! This is a tournament for passionate young up-and-coming Pokémon. This battle will be played according to Pika Cup rules. Oh, it's Pinsir! Pin Missile! Both combatants still have plenty of gas left! What's the point of splashing? It's been poisoned! Poison Gas attack! It's PoisonPowder! Poison Sting! It's finally on: Pokémon tournament Poké Cup Great Ball! The battles get underway to the cheers of an enthusiastic crowd! It's underway: Pokémon tournament Poké Cup Master Ball! Who will be the master trainer to win all? We're finally underway with Pokémon tournament Poké Cup Poké Ball! We have a large contingent of Pokémon with a bewildering mix of moves! This battle will be played according to Poké Cup rules. We're ready to roll! Pokémon tournament Poké Cup Ultra Ball! The excitement continues to build here at Pokémon Stadium. Let the battles commence! ***-5*** That defeat means a Pokémon Swap. Oh, it's Poliwag! Oh, it's Poliwhirl! Oh, it's Poliwrath! Oh, it's Ponyta! Oh, it's Porygon! What a Pound! Pow! That's an effective hit! Right from the start the power difference is obvious! A powerful blow! A powerful hit! The type disadvantage had no effect! Powerful strike! The previous turn took a lot out of both Pokémon. Oh, it's Primeape! We're finally underway: Pokémon tournament Prime Cup Great Ball! The first battle of the champion's title is set to start! We're finally underway with Pokémon tournament Prime Cup Master Ball! Which trainer will go home with the champion's trophy this time? It's finally underway: Pokémon tournament Prime Cup Poké Ball! Who will win it all if it's wide open, unlimited levels? This battle will be played according to Prime Cup rules. It's finally underway: Pokémon tournament Prime Cup Ultra Ball! Here's hoping that we see brilliant Pokémon strategy and tactics! [Burst of] Psybeam! A Psychic flash! Oh, it's Psyduck! It used Psywave! It's getting pumped up! It pumped up its special rating. There, Quick Attack! It's taking a quick Rest. Its Rage is unleashed! The heated battle rages on! This battle is raging back and forth! Oh, it's Raichu! Oh, it's Rapidash! One's still raring to go, but the opponent appears beat! Oh, it's Raticate! Oh, it's Rattata! Razor Leaf flurry! Here it comes: Razor Wind! Both Pokémon look ready for more! Ow! This one's ready to drop! Let's get ready to roll! This is the Event Battle stage! It used Recover! It's more resistant to physical blows. Catching some Rest! It's restored its status. It's restoring HP! Here's retaliation! The Pokémon returns to its Poké Ball. It's a revolving door of Pokémon! Oh, it's Rhydon! Oh, it's Rhyhorn! This is truly it: The final battle against the Rival! This is the final act of the long and arduous quest in the Gym Leader Castle! Terrifying Roar! Roll with Rock Slide! Rock Throw! Rolling Kick! What kind of battle can we expect to see? Begin round two! The upcomming battle looks promising! We're into round three! The crowd's excitement is building! This is round four! We're in the last half of the tournament: Things will get white hot! Begin round five! The fied is thinning out! We're into round six! The challenger faces Sabrina: The Saffron Gym Leader and the mistress of Psychic Pokémon. Try not to get scrambled by Psychic attacks. Blinding Sand-Attack! Oh, it's Sandshrew! Oh, it's Sandslash! Savage attack! A savage hit! It's a Scratch! Oh! A horribe Screech! Oh, it's Scyther! Oh, it's Seadra! Oh, it's Seaking! Here's a second adversary. The challenger needs to stay calm to earn victory. Oh, it's Seel! Seismic Toss! It used Self-Destruct! This is it: The Semifinals! No one wants to lose coming this far. Severe hit! Oh, it's Shellder! It shook off its confusion. It just shrugged off that hit! It's Singing! Skull Bash! A soaring Sky Attack! Oh! Slam! What Slash! Its Sleep Powder! Oh, it's Slowbro! It opted to slowly damage the opponent! The poison will slowly sap the strength! Oh, it's Slowpoke! Sludge attack! Smacked the weak spot! Noxious Smog! The SmokeScreen went up! How will the snooze affect the battle? Oh, it's Snorlax! Softboiled: Over-easy! SonicBoom! Sparks are flying in this heated match! Combatants are making sparks fly! Oh, it's Spearow! The special stat is down. Its speed is down. It speeded up! Spike Cannon! A meaningless Splash! Aflicting Spore attack! Oh, it's Squirtle! That's it! Stage clear! They're staring each other down. Oh, it's Starmie! Oh, it's Staryu! The staus change worked! The opponent's status must be shot! It still can't attack. Oh! It still can't move! It's still confused! It's still improving its status. This battle is still up in the air! It still won't attack. It still won't awaken. The remaining Pokémon stock is two to one. Its Stomp! Strength! They strike fighting poses! It used String Shot! It's stronger against special attacks. Struggle! A Stun Spore [cloud]! Subission going down! It used Substitute! It created a Substitute! The Substitute absorbed the hit! The Substitute disappeared! The Substitute took the hit! The Substitute was used up! It suffered a burn! Super effective! Super Fang! Supersonic! Ride that Surf! There he is: Lt. Surge, the leader of Vermillion Gym and the commander of Electric Pokémon! The challenger better pick the battle Pokémon with caution! ***-11*** How will the swapped Pokémon fight? It's a Swift attack! Heavy Tackle! Crack that Tail Whip! Take Down! Oh, it's Tangela1 Oh, it's Tauros! It used Teleport! The tense battle continues. Oh, it's Tentacool! Oh, it's Tentacruel! Are they testing each other's stengths? Down! That didn't take much! That one hurt! Ooh! That's strong! Woah! That's tough! That was weak! We're down to the last Pokémon. What will the next Pokémon be? And there goes the battle! There it goes! There, it's a hit! There's the attack! Taken down on the word go! Wow! They're down! They're both down! Here's the third trainer battle with only the Gym Leader left after this. What kind of battle can we expect to see? Oh! This failed too! No! This Pokémon looks wrong! It's Thrashing! It's Thrashing about! Here it comes: Thunder! Strong, Thunderbolt! Oh! Thunder Punch! Zap! ThunderShock! It used Thunder Wave! Time's up! The battle is over! It took the abuse easily! That attack is totally ineffective! Oh! Toxic! They're just trading warning blows now. The trainers also change. Accordingly, the trainers are changing too. It used Transform! Wow! It transformed! Tri Attack! What a wild turn of events! Twineedle! It's two Pokémon against three now. We're evenly matched at two Pokémon a side. How will the type difference affect battle? Uh oh, it's confused. Oh, it's Vaporeon! Oh, it's Venomoth! Oh, it's Venonat! Oh, it's Venusaur! Vicegrip! Oh, it's Victreebel! Vigorous attack! Oh, it's Vileplume! Vine Whip it good! Oh, it's Voltorb! Oh, it's Vulpix! Oh, it's Wartortle! The attack wasn't effective! Waterfall attack! Water Gun! It's still weakening the opponent's status! Oh, it's Weedle! Oh, it's Weepinbel! Oh, it's Weezing! What'll it do? What'll it lead with? What now? Hey! What's it doing? Down it goes! What's next? What's the matter trainer? What's this? What will the trainer do now? Woah! Whiffed that attack! There's no fighting back while you're frozen! It's Whirlwind! Oh, it's Wigglytuff! This is a wild one from the word go! Will this ice ever melt? Wing attack! Woah! But it woke right back up! It woke up! The move worked perfectly! This one's already taken serious damage. It's worrisome. Wow! It used Wrap! Yeah! It's a hit! Oh, it's Zapdos! Oh, it's Zubat!